Global Causality Violation

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Yes, yes, another gravatar snapshot...



Saved for posterity, for when Xane changes his avatar...

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

On Optimization


There's nothing like a five year old program written by the damn fool you used to be to wise you up and take pity on the damn fool you'll be five years from now.
--Argent Stonecutter, SL Scripting Tips forum, Dec 8, 2008

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What's the gentlest way to remove contacts from your friend list?

I normally use a little carbon tetrachloride or acetone (nail polish remover) and gentle rubbing, though some people swear by duct tape ... lay it down over the contact, wait for a couple of hours to set, and carefully peel it off. Never use a putty knife or spatula... you will shatter the contact and may scratch the underlying substrate.

Friday, June 17, 2011

CANNED ESPRESSO NON-PATENT #101

Eventually someone is going to combine Guinness' foam technology with canned coffee.

(this brilliant idea released into the public domain, GOOGLE FOR IT YOU SLACK PATENT EXAMINERS)

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Fermilab has found the Higgs Boson? Maybe...

WE HAVE THE HIGGS BOSON. IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN LEAVE US$30B UNDER THE POTTED PLANT IN THE LOBBY OF FERMILAB BY SEPTEMBER 2011.

Monday, March 28, 2011

IMVU. This is the best they can manage for a ferret.



Thursday, March 17, 2011



Just posting this here for future reference to use when Frank changes his avatar back.


And done...


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