It's not the 18th century any more...

“There comes a point in every man’s life when he must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the Jolly Roger, and start writing fanfic.”

That's the way to deal with grinches...

I'm going to kill you in your sleep, Mister Grinch

I say!

Paint the halls with blood and terror
Falla lalla la… la la la la…
What’s this? A bomb, addressed to ‘bearer’?
Myahahahaha… ha ha… ha ha…