Pluto IS a planet

The vote in Prague was totally rigged. Less than 500 members of the IAU, and almost half of them abstained, and they come up with a definition of a planet that excludes the Earth!

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Smart marmots?

Much as I appreciate Josh's inimitable contribution to the world of amusing carnivore trivia, I must object to being described as a "smart marmot".

Erudite Ferrets

Erudite Ferrets are the new black.

"I think I see your problem. You forgot to account for the effect of a rotating frame of reference on the cosmological constant. The missing mass of the universe is under your couch."